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jdprocrastinates:

Time is a flat circle, you guys.

jdprocrastinates:

Time is a flat circle, you guys.

(via klonopinkardashian)

fatbodypolitics:

lilyliqueur:

cruelshelledoffbrat:

moonblossom:

d0cpr0fess0r:

tsupertsundere:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

tontonmichel:

The choice is yours.

This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.

are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do itgo greengo green

Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.

Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!

Shove a cucumber up your ass. Just shove it on up there. It’ll clear those sinuses of yours.

OH my god. 

Thank you tumblr.

fatbodypolitics:

lilyliqueur:

cruelshelledoffbrat:

moonblossom:

d0cpr0fess0r:

tsupertsundere:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

tontonmichel:

The choice is yours.

This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.

are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do it
go green
go green

Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.

Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!

Shove a cucumber up your ass. Just shove it on up there. It’ll clear those sinuses of yours.

OH my god. 

Thank you tumblr.

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via tousledbirdmadgrrrl)

fatsexybitch:

heatherbat:

moniquill:

saucefactory:

verysharpteeth:

chandra75:

agent-mizzle:

Every time I post something about Norman Reedus and it gets reblogged you fangirls just gotta swoon and add your own cutesy caption. Nothing against fangirls but here’s a challenge. Swoon over this! Good luck.

That’s fucking hot as hell. 

LOL. That’s not the one to pick for no swooning.
YOU DON’T KNOW US AND OUR LIVES. WE HAVE FANGIRLED OVER ROADKILL FOR HIM.

SOMEONE JUST NEEDS TO HITCH THAT SKIRT UP AND BITE HIS INNER THIGHS AND THEN SUCK HIM UNTIL HE’S SOBBING, UNTIL HIS PRETTY EYESHADOW RUNS DOWN HIS FACE.

OP, it is clear that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of one or more of the following:
'fangirls'
'swooning'
'challenge'
I mean we could probably use this as a really interesting launching point for the fundamental disconnect between ‘what people actually find hot’ and ‘what society/patriarchy presumes is hot’ and how the assignations of gender roles and sexuality fuck with that. Like the presumption that the female gaze doesn’t even exist, or if it does that women-intersted-in-men find the same things about men sexy that men-interested-in-women presume they do/should.
I mean, how many ‘porn for straight women’ magazines have tried to launch and asked a bunch of self-identified straight women what they wanted in porn - and gotten answers of ‘smiling dudes’ ‘dudes giving bedroom eyes’ and ‘visible erect cock’ (startlingly enough the kind of things often seen in porn produced with an intended audience of gay men) - only to then said ‘yeah no, you don’t actually want that. we’re giving you tough, aloof/agressive-looking shirtless guys with power muscles and weapons instead (because regardless of what any of you say you want we know that the majority of you want tough looking guys with power muscles and weapons because that’s what masculinity is because sexiness is feminine-coded. I mean obviously the only reason a man would display in a (so totally feminine, totally) sexually-inviting way (as opposed to an aggressive way or a disinterested way) is if he’s trying to attract a man! Ergo anything in which a man is display in a sexually inviting or (gasp) submissive way is gay gay gay gay gay and thus the anti-masculine and no woman would ever want it (and if you do you’re probably not a real woman, you’re fundamentally broken somehow and should be ashamed). We know better than you what you like and want and find sexy)’ and then failed and blamed the failure on the totally legit and well known phenomenon that women just don’t get off on visual stimuli they’d rather read erotica (by which we of course mean cishet romance novels. Nothing else exists and if it did no one would be interested in it so there’s no point marketing it.)
That’s a conversation we could have.
But I’m too busy getting off on images like the above.

::slowclap::

fatsexybitch:

heatherbat:

moniquill:

saucefactory:

verysharpteeth:

chandra75:

agent-mizzle:

Every time I post something about Norman Reedus and it gets reblogged you fangirls just gotta swoon and add your own cutesy caption. Nothing against fangirls but here’s a challenge. Swoon over this! Good luck.

That’s fucking hot as hell. 

LOL. That’s not the one to pick for no swooning.

YOU DON’T KNOW US AND OUR LIVES. WE HAVE FANGIRLED OVER ROADKILL FOR HIM.

SOMEONE JUST NEEDS TO HITCH THAT SKIRT UP AND BITE HIS INNER THIGHS AND THEN SUCK HIM UNTIL HE’S SOBBING, UNTIL HIS PRETTY EYESHADOW RUNS DOWN HIS FACE.

OP, it is clear that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of one or more of the following:

'fangirls'

'swooning'

'challenge'

I mean we could probably use this as a really interesting launching point for the fundamental disconnect between ‘what people actually find hot’ and ‘what society/patriarchy presumes is hot’ and how the assignations of gender roles and sexuality fuck with that. Like the presumption that the female gaze doesn’t even exist, or if it does that women-intersted-in-men find the same things about men sexy that men-interested-in-women presume they do/should.

I mean, how many ‘porn for straight women’ magazines have tried to launch and asked a bunch of self-identified straight women what they wanted in porn - and gotten answers of ‘smiling dudes’ ‘dudes giving bedroom eyes’ and ‘visible erect cock’ (startlingly enough the kind of things often seen in porn produced with an intended audience of gay men) - only to then said ‘yeah no, you don’t actually want that. we’re giving you tough, aloof/agressive-looking shirtless guys with power muscles and weapons instead (because regardless of what any of you say you want we know that the majority of you want tough looking guys with power muscles and weapons because that’s what masculinity is because sexiness is feminine-coded. I mean obviously the only reason a man would display in a (so totally feminine, totally) sexually-inviting way (as opposed to an aggressive way or a disinterested way) is if he’s trying to attract a man! Ergo anything in which a man is display in a sexually inviting or (gasp) submissive way is gay gay gay gay gay and thus the anti-masculine and no woman would ever want it (and if you do you’re probably not a real woman, you’re fundamentally broken somehow and should be ashamed). We know better than you what you like and want and find sexy)’ and then failed and blamed the failure on the totally legit and well known phenomenon that women just don’t get off on visual stimuli they’d rather read erotica (by which we of course mean cishet romance novels. Nothing else exists and if it did no one would be interested in it so there’s no point marketing it.)

That’s a conversation we could have.

But I’m too busy getting off on images like the above.

::slowclap::

(via fatbodypolitics)

gothsummer:

exactly like eyeballjellomold

akio:

I have to say that the single most important lesson I learned in 25 years talking every single day to people was that there is a common denominator in our human experience. Most of us, I tell ya, we don’t want to be divided. What we want—the common denominator that I found in every single interview—is that we want to be validated. We want to be understood.

I’ve done over 35,000 interviews in my career, and as soon as that camera shuts off everyone always turns to me and inevitably in their own way ask this question: “was that ok?”

I heard it from President Bush. I heard it from President Obama. I’ve heard it from heroes and from housewives. I’ve heard it from victims and perpetrators of crime. I even heard it from BE-YON-CÉ in all of her Beyoncé-ness. She finishes performing, hands me the microphone, and says “was that ok?” [x]

(via funkypeaches)

midnitespookshow:

why do thing when you could do nothing

(via boundunbound)

nevver:

Mark Z. Danielewski
#nemaa #northeast #mpls #art #ilovenortheast #hueless

#nemaa #northeast #mpls #art #ilovenortheast #hueless

It took a special kind of guts to be a fuckup as a woman, I thought. To say to hell with being the nice girl, the responsible one, the one who makes sure the man takes care of himself and eats properly and doesn’t take too many drugs. To be just as nihilistic and self-destructive as a man, knowing all along that you’ll get crucified for it, because somehow, the world will make everything your fault. He’ll be a martyr, and you’ll be a succubus. He’ll be a genius and you’ll be a groupie, He’ll be a hero, and you’ll be an ugly fat crack whore who deserves to die.
Rachel Shukert, on Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, in You Can’t Rape a Whore: A Love Story  (via nikkicaliva)

(via theangrybisexual)

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